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Jon Stewart

American

November 28, 1962

Entertainer

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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

Tags: Movies Never I Can

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Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Tags: Food Just Always

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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

Tags: You Like Your

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

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If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

Tags: You People Them

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

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Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

Tags: You Like Who

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

Tags: Good Work Hope